Kids…

If my kids ever act this way, I may give them away.

Lays out most, if not all, of the options. View high resolution

Lays out most, if not all, of the options.

What a resemblance. View high resolution

What a resemblance.

Might come in handy one day. View high resolution

Might come in handy one day.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This blog is QUALITY, you gotta follow it. You just gotta. View high resolution

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This blog is QUALITY, you gotta follow it. You just gotta.

(Source: stevepaulo)

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

I just can’t figure out why I like this video…

I know where I will be driving my future M3. View high resolution

I know where I will be driving my future M3.

Etcha Sketcha. I’m dying. View high resolution

Etcha Sketcha. I’m dying.

Chainsaw

Saw a guy on a road-crew this morning; his job requires a chainsaw. My job requires a keyboard. Winner of this round: that guy.

I wonder if this person knows it’s “carpe diem”, not “carpe dien”. Sad. View high resolution

I wonder if this person knows it’s “carpe diem”, not “carpe dien”. Sad.

My thought exactly. View high resolution

My thought exactly.

Although the NY Post is correct about the shooter having more hits than A-Rod, the cover is in poor taste.

Although the NY Post is correct about the shooter having more hits than A-Rod, the cover is in poor taste.

Makes me want to go deep sea fishing.

Makes me want to go deep sea fishing.

Steve Job’s Patents

Brilliant man. Godspeed Mr. Jobs.

That’s one way to deliver bad news. View high resolution

That’s one way to deliver bad news.