Kids…

If my kids ever act this way, I may give them away.

Lays out most, if not all, of the options.

What a resemblance.

Might come in handy one day.

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)

I just can’t figure out why I like this video…

I know where I will be driving my future M3.

Etcha Sketcha. I’m dying.

Chainsaw

Saw a guy on a road-crew this morning; his job requires a chainsaw. My job requires a keyboard. Winner of this round: that guy.

I wonder if this person knows it’s “carpe diem”, not “carpe dien”. Sad.

My thought exactly.

Although the NY Post is correct about the shooter having more hits than A-Rod, the cover is in poor taste.

Although the NY Post is correct about the shooter having more hits than A-Rod, the cover is in poor taste.

Makes me want to go deep sea fishing.

Makes me want to go deep sea fishing.

Steve Job’s Patents

Brilliant man. Godspeed Mr. Jobs.

That’s one way to deliver bad news.